Weekend Wrap-up

First off, sorry that I didn't write an entry yesterday. My humans took me outside. On a leash.

I haven't decided what I think of it yet -- there were a lot of strange smells and sounds. I think I might enjoy it eventually but, for now, it was kind of scary. I was relieved when we finally went back inside and I decided that I would rather cuddle for the rest of the evening than write up a blog entry.



Oh, you know what else happened yesterday? I got a package in the mail! Well, technically it was addressed to the girl-type human but it was really for me. My aunt and uncle in Texas sent me fancy food, a fancy dish and a fancy toy! I'm glad that someone recognizes how fancy and special I am! I don't have the title of Sir for nothing, you know!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute!

I heard the humans conspiring the other day about something called a 'leash'. I hoped that it was an exotic treat or belly-massage technique. I do like both after all.

I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

Apparently, this leash business involves them putting a harness on me and parading me around outside at the end of a rope for all to bear witness to my humiliation. I can only assume this is some kind of attempt to assert their power over me. I will not have it!

That said, this is one of those times when I really wish I had opposable thumbs. I have a feeling they would come in handy in freeing myself from this Torture Device of Doom. Haha, see what I did there? HANDY?! I am so witty.