How to Drink Water

I have one of those fancy-shmancy water fountains to drink from. The girl human gave me a regular bowl once and quickly learned that bowls of water are for splashing, not for drinking. Now, you probably think that be best way to drink from one of these fountains is to lap it up directly from the stream.

Wrong.

First, you need to stick your head under the stream. Not only will you be able to gauge the temperature of the water and ascertain if it is to your liking, some of it will dribble down your face where you can lick it off your cheek. You should do this a few times at least. Then, you need to swat at the water in the receiving bowl a few times. Once you've shown the water who is boss, then you can begin scooping with your paw and licking the moisture from your toes.

Confused? No worries! I have made an instructional video.

The Fabulousness of the Flop

It's been months -- MONTHS -- since I last posted! Please allow me to apologize. I did not mean to neglect you all but the truth of the matter is, I was having a bit of a problem with my caboose. It is very hard to motivate oneself to blog when you possess an Ass of Explosion. The good news is that some FortiFlora and super fancy duck and green pea cat food has finally appeased my innards and my poops are back to being a-okay!

TMI over-shares taken care of, allow me to get to the meat of this post: Flops. Are. Awesome.

I spend, oh, I'd say about 95% of my day on my back. My preference is to throw myself at one of the human's feet and lay there but I can flop anywhere. On the floor. On a chair. On the couch. On the bed. Anywhere! I feel it helps with my alignment and centers my chi.