Last night, I was hanging out in the bathtub (as I am inclined to do from time to time) when I noticed something down in the drain. I don't know who or what it is but I know that I must defend my home against it! I attacked the drain like the Fierce Kitten that I am; while I did not manage to capture it, I definitely made it very aware that I will not put up with any of its shenanigans.
In other news, some folks have asked me what I do all day. Let me tell you, I am one busy kitty! In addition to keeping an eye on the bathtub drain, I flop-n-roll at my humans' feet, play with the water in the sink and show that feather toy who's boss. It's tiring work but someone's got to do it!
All righty. Well, you are pretty cute all right, and for a young mancat-in-training, you did a respectable job with that feather toy.
ReplyDeleteBut you gotta learn: Bare human feet? Your razor-sharp claws? There should be at least a drop or two of the red stuff. Just sayin.
You mean, I shouldn't give bare feet kisses? I think .. I am confused.
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