This morning, I was hanging out in the tub thinking about my current situation. I came to the conclusion that I am not being held hostage and my captors harbor no ill intentions toward me. They are actually quite nice! The girl-type human is always giving me massages and the man-type human plays with me. Additionally? He made me a Box of Safety™. I will take a picture of it soon to show it off. It's pretty awesome. And safe. And safely awesome. And awesomely safe. And it affords me a good view of the yard below so I'm able to keep an eye on those rat-bastard squirrels who think they are all that. One day, bitches. ONE DAY.
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